What the weather is like here right now

This is what it is like outside now and it isn't a pleasant day for skipping through the woods.

1150 AM CST SUN DEC 21 2008
...BLIZZARD WARNING IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 PM CST THIS AFTERNOON...
...WIND CHILL WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 6 PM THIS EVENING TO 4 AM CST
MONDAY...
STRONG WEST NORTHWEST WINDS OF 25 TO 35 MPH WITH GUSTS CLOSE TO 45 MPH
WILL CAUSE AREAS OF BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW ACROSS NORTHERN
IOWA. THIS WILL RESULT IN AREAS OF SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCED
VISIBILITY...WITH NEAR WHITE OUT CONDITIONS AT TIMES...IN OPEN
RURAL AREAS. IN ADDITION...THE STRONG WINDS COMBINED WITH BITTER
COLD TEMPERATURES WILL PRODUCE WIND CHILL VALUES OF 
30 BELOW TO 40 BELOW ZERO.
 TRAVEL IS EXTREMELY HAZARDOUS DUE TO STRONG
WINDS...LOW VISIBILITY AND SNOW DRIFTS. IF YOU MUST VENTURE
OUTSIDE...BE SURE TO AVOID EXPOSING SKIN TO FROSTBITE CONDITIONS.