Space pirates hold NASA Interplanetarynet hostage

Dilbert creator (Scott Adams) was talking about pirates hijacking a super-tanker and saying that they should go for something bigger and I say, why not hijack the ISS and then Mars. It would seem that it would make for a very good catbird seat to do a MiM ( Man in the Middle ) attack on the NASA space internet. I will take a clue from him and include AAAARG! in my post today, even if it isn't talk like a pirate week.