LHC Nighshift

<spoof>The janitors at LHC have found a way to adjust the magnetic fields of the LHC to simulate magnetic fields in the ground above the system. As a result they are making the cows that respond to magnetic fields form patterns of herds that rotate around and collide hoping to create a new cow particle.

They hope that the black and white spotted cows produce MBH's which are Mini Black Heifers and it is possible that the will breed and produce a large black heifer that eats all the grass in the world. The janitors say this is unlikely.


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