Middle management

I think I will increase the pressure on the engineering department to see if this produces better results.

Why did the engineering department collapse? Apparently the extra pressure was too great for the individuals and they left and went somewhere else. Can't we make a way that they can't get out? Good idea!

We keep increasing the pressure and productivity is way up and we don't even have to pay them. Did you consider you might have to feed them? Oops.

We lost the whole batch to starvation but I think we are getting the right concept, we just need to add food to the equation. We have installed feeders in the cubicles and this should help.

Has anyone considered the possibility that if we did some work that this would improve the amount of product we produce? ( everybody laughs ).