Stargate fantasies

Here is a link to some experimentation into Monte Carlo methods applied to high energy particle physics. It describes a mythical LHC, which accelerates particles and crashes them into each other. The information generated is used in Monte Carlo simulators. They use a mythical language of the ancients called C++ and they have caves where they keep this information for the benefit of Stargate command. Apparently they collect strange matter like Antimatter Hydrogen. It seems like a really good game, but who is going to play a game where some of the most elegant particles are called quarks. The game is generally interesting, but it seems that the quests never get completed and it isn't possible to level up or gain the powers they possess like "charm" and "chirality". I can read the language of the ancients, but it seems they don't even know themselves how the stargate works.