Preinstalled knowledge

In a bold move to beat Microsoft, a competitor has decided to create a proprietary knowledge base that would be installed at birth in all babies. They say "The connection between BSOD and infant mortality is a myth that is being promoted by hippies and degenerates from the open source community." The people who are walking around with a blank look on their face are just those people who are too cheap to pay for the Premium version and deserve to be ridiculed. 'Open source brains' are a thing of the past, the company spokesman explained.