Large Hadron Collider Strange Beings

I have it from a good source ( some random thought ) that the technicians at the LHC have been playing with the equipment after hours. Apparently it started by charging pieces of paper and the accelerating them to light speeds and colliding them. It progressed to ketchup packets and now I have heard they charged a rat and a worm which they hope will help them discover the extra dimensions of fun they can have with such a big toy.