Anthrax and Anne Thracks

John McCain: "Anthrax isn't from Iraq? I thought you meant Anne Thracks who is a notorious El Guido terrorist. I know what's going on and I said it was a good reason to invade Iran and I will stick to that." Interviewer: "It's not a person, it was Iraq and not Iran, and it is Al-Qaeda ." John McCain: "Just be cause I don't look like the intelligent statesmen on the dollar bill doesn't mean I am black." Barack: "John has played the stupid card to trump my black card, maybe I just look like a genius by comparison to who I am running against."