DARK MATTER
- Cool name
- Weird properties
- Too far away to test theory
- Conjectures of bizarre origin
- Related to Big Bang
- Sells articles in pop science
- Has no real application for people
- Makes a scientist look like they understands something others don't
- When interest fades it gets a new name
- Gets funding from NASA because it poses an immediate threat
- ( immediate =< 100 billion years )
- Vague enough to include any speculation
- Could be explained by alien probes
- Could be related to Leonardo of Pisa
- Was mentioned by Nostradamus
- Could be military secret weapon
- Chinese || Russians || EU || Australians || Americans are testing it as a weapon in space and we need to be prepared
- Has mathematical proof that includes imaginary numbers and statistics
- Proved on a super computer
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