On Mars

I am not sure I would trust anything that was filtered through the president of our country. If anthrax is coming from a government lab, the CIA sees imaginary WMD everywhere and the administration and the president goes along with it or creates the information.<onion> News Bulletin: "The United States has entered a state of emergency due to the impending invasion of Martian terrorists." Elections are suspended, the internet is to be shut down so that aliens can't use it, and the supreme commander will require all people to have an 'alien protection' chip implanted in their brain.</onion>